I’m at the circus. And it’s my first time ever being here and a lioness started to attack the ring leader. Like this is my first and last circus trip ever because I feel so bad (for the animals, the guy kept whipping them so it’s his own fault). At least we got these tickets for free.
Dude all I want out of life right now is a cookie
My friend tattooed a shield on me the other day, and then he threw a carrot at me and I blocked it with my shield unintentionally . And now it’s bleeding
Thank you for protecting me tiny shield